It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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