I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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