Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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