i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well, you know. whores of a feather.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Randomize
