I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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