When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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