is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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