That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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