Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
