3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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