This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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