So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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