Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's Friday. Sex?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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