So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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