i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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