How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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