i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
