It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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