Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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