Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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