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discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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