i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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