For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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