if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Randomize
