I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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