Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Gay?
German.
Pity.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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