i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I still have a little drunk in my system
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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