Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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