I must be too annoying 4 u.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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