The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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