Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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