I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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