Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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