butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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