Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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