pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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