just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Someone shattered a urinal.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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