Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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