They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Success! We fucked roommates!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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