what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He called his prostate his "boner button".
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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