I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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