dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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