so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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