i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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