How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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