dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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