It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Randomize
