They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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