I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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