Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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