actually, I'm a sock model
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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