I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Its about making memories worth repressing
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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