"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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