i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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