So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Randomize